Rosario

Rosario is a non-player character.

Biography
Rosario was first introduced in the podcast in Prologue - The Great Apple Heist. He was the butler of Count Flannigan, and seemed to be displeased to be working for him.

Rosario greeted Light Boy and Thorney when they arrived to take part in Flannigan's advertised heist. When the adventurers returned, he was ordered to count the 1,000 gold that was owed to them. He revealed to Thorney that Flannigan only had 127 gold, as the count had blown the rest of it on eleven solid gold fountains. As they left, Thorney advised Rosario to get a job working for Count Blanche. Rosario, heading his advice did in fact become his butler. He was sent by Count Blanche to bring back his son, Simon Blanche. When they met, he decided to join him instead of bringing him to his father.

Behind the scenes
The character of Rosario was introduced to the public on April 1st, 2017. For April Fool's Day, Ryan decided to pretend that he had made a great deal of money from Go! Child's first album, The Masquerade, and that he had hired Rosario to run his Tumblr blog. Rosario spoke in a very proper manner, ending every message and post with "Cheers to you, Rosario." He reblogged multiple pictures of birds as he is an avid birdwatcher. Reactions to Rosario were mixed.

As the day went on, Rosario shared that he was a widower and that he has a daughter named Jessica. The next day, Rosario made a brief reappearance to say that he did quit working for Flannigan and went to work for Blanche.